Popular Post Forum Game: Continuation Mayhem

This is a forum game I used to love. The goal of the game is very simple, complete chaos.

How it works:
(Bob1) There was a fish named Bob and then...
(Bob2) The fish caught a dicease and then...
Etc... We try to keep it rolling as long as we can.

Very simple.

Official Start:
There was an old man named Arnold who owned a cow and then...

 

the cow burst through the lobby doors moo'ing like made with a foamy mouth and blood shots eys and....

 

Arnold grabbed his magical sword from under his couch and...

 

the cow trampled the desk clerk and charged Arnold and...

 

Arnold bravely mounted his cow (called Debbie). Together they rode...

 

And when all of a sudden a large square shaped bird attacked Debbie and...

 

arnold and debbie were killed and by the big square bird and..

 

@sycoinc came out of no where with a melon to...

 

start dancing. Then Debbie was confused and...

 

a giant meteor came out of the sky...

 

...and as the meteor was approching them at a fast rate they...

 

just stood there looking up at it as it came at them 300+ mph and...

 

and then debbie went boom and the gods punished sycoinc for not opening athion on halloween (or in october) then the unthinkable happened.....

 

6 volcanoes erupted at once!!! and...

 

6/2 is 3 so therefore volcanoes are the Illuminati confirmed! But then...

 

all the illuminati members came out of a portal riding dinosaurs!...

 

ok this illuminate stuff is getting a bit overboard.....

 

Oreg skipping your thing because it doesnt add to the story.
...And they were all instantly shot dead by barrack obama. Then...

 

obama pulled off his mask and it was goerge bush, then crashed his car into a ferrari full of girls then...

 

Arnold was reborn as one of those girls and...