Spam / Off Topic Athion Rapping Competition

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  1. HumanBeing101

    HumanBeing101 Athion Member Athion Member

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    Alright, this is H-dubs here gonna start a rappin' competition.
    I know you guys are getting antsy for Athion's release.
    You wanna show off how good you are at building.
    You wanna be the best.
    You wanna build so well that no one will ever try to go against you.

    But first, you gotta have your way with words. You gotta inspire, you gotta flow. You gotta insult. You gotta assert verbal dominance.

    You can rap against anyone on this thread. If you really want to, you may spit quick rhymes against other people of the forums. Just put an "@" sign in front of the person you are going to reply to. Your rap will show up in their notifications as a tag (I think).

    The rules are simple.
    1. Keep it clean and follow Athion rules.
    2. Don't bully or harass anyone too much. We're all mushy on the inside.
    3. Try not to be cliche.
    4. Gotta have a street name. A lingo for the homies to call you by.
    5. Don't bring family into this.
    6. No whining or complaining. You have been warned.
    7. Keep the majority of your words in English.

    The community will decide which flows are pro with the number of likes per post.
    (why did I agree to do this -_-)

    Current Participants
    SantaKlaws as Bling Dynasty
    Gravenfire45 as Gravy Boi
    MADIVU as K-Kill
    HumanBeing101 as Yin Yang
    _Ox as Lyrical Tyrant

    [HASHTAG]#rapping[/HASHTAG]
     
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  2. Gravenfire45

    Gravenfire45 Athion Member Athion Member

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    knee's weak arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti
    i made that myself...... yep
     
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  3. Colosst

    Colosst Athion Member Athion Member

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    Just posting here to state my rapper name: Bling Dynasty
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    Response to above:

    Thinks hes nervous, but he aint
    His lyrics too heavy

    He drops bombs; not duds but the crowd aint ready

    For what he wrote down, the king now, he wears the crown
    The best - wow - he's so good his words flow out,
    But hes losing - how? - the opposition hates him; loud

    Hes out of time, loses, needs a comeback, pow!


    Gonna post some lyrics later. It'll be to this beat:
     
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  4. Gravenfire45

    Gravenfire45 Athion Member Athion Member

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    yo my name's gravy boi and here's my rap
    h-dub? what a scrub, he thinks he's so cool,
    well he's just a fool, he says colosst will crush me, but when i crush him he will agree, that my rhymes are better,and that he's just a tretter.
     
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  5. MADVIU

    MADVIU Athion Member Athion Member

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    K-Kill comin' at ya:

    @HumanBeing101 is a pheen, he stay runnin' for that lean. If you think you wanna a problem I'll go grab my team. Shoot you up without a fight, in the middle of the night. You'll be home in a box before mornin' light. Don't try to play cool, 'cause you nothing but a fool, better stay in your lane, for you're a lame with a prehistoric brain.
     
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  6. HumanBeing101

    HumanBeing101 Athion Member Athion Member

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    Street name kung fu wushu Yin Yang
    Spitting my lines so quick like Skrillex's Bangarang
    Ghosface Killa ain't got nothin' on me - Wutang
    MADIVU we both know I got the bigger "Wang"

    Gravenfire? Sir and sire
    Poor rap situation so dire
    You gonna win? Well you're a liar
    Not even as good as Supa Hot Fire

    Aw man Colosst has lost it
    Acidic fool thinks he's so caustic
    But as the bass drops Ima make the base drop
    Neutralizin' his pH now I'm the top
     
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  7. Colosst

    Colosst Athion Member Athion Member

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    @HumanBeing101

    Tryin to steal my lines, I see you.
    We can go back and forth, if we need to
    Using supa hot fire, that's a shame, I was hoping the situation wouldnt get any worse, oh well, I'll just make your lyrics sound even more lame

    I extinguish all you got,
    Grab your phone, dial 911 - ask for SWAT
    "Sorry to bother you sir, but this whole day's been a blur",

    "I'm being held hostage by a man who rhymes words"
    I may be armed and dangerous, but we ain't talkin bout violence

    Im the zodiac of rap, on the hunt for your compliance.

    A ninja of the mic a master of spittin verses,
    You're the minotaur, but in this version I'mperseus

    Welcome to my kingdom of rap, but you should stick with the people,
    your rhymes are archaic, hell,
    they're equally medieval.
     
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  8. _Ox

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    YoYoYo I'm D.M.OX the Lyrical Tyrant
    I spit with more flow than a coked fire hydrant

    Collost your speech is hight pitch.
    you talk like a white b'tch
    nuff said play ded
    get your ___ out of this thread

    MAID PU
    I Rapped you a present
    it's a triple laceration
    it'll go along nicely with your castration
    know what I'm sayin'?
    you got no ballz
    just like that first day in dose highschool hallz
    you've been eviscerated _____
    just decimated y'know?

    Gravenfire you betta' call the cops
    your being accosted
    some guy with a microphone has taken you hostage
    he's shipping you to china free p'stage
    'cause your lyrics are so cheap they belong in the sweatshops
    your sh'tty new home where all creativity is exhausted

    Human Being 101
    one direction wants you back
    you've got the talent that they lack

    (In retrospect this is probably not the best way to start making friends, so i'm going to go all Canadian on you and apologize ahead of time, hopefully you get afew laughs out of that ^) *rapper name change
     
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  9. MADVIU

    MADVIU Athion Member Athion Member

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    @_Ox your lines are weak, they be looking quite bleak.
    If you think you wanna try me you'll end up in the creek.
    If you want want a piece of this game, I'll put you to shame.
    Quicker than a plane I'll spit my flame, then you'll know whose the one to blame.

    @Colosst think you actin' cool? you nothing but a fool.
    I'll have you know, your lines, they from preschool.
    Think you spittin' that fire, you just abother bald-face liar.
    Now you gettin' offended, I think this is quite splended.
    You've decended before you have even comprehended.
    What I say is true, this is what I spew.
    Even though it's long, over-due.

    @HumanBeing101 messsin' with the best, I'll have you surpressed.
    Your lines is like a toddler that's been depressed.
    Think you intelligent, everything you say is not even relevant.
    You may be still under development, how come we can't come to a simple settlement?
    My name is K-Kill, how can I not have skill?
    You're nothing but an elephant with a speech impediment.


    That's all I have for you lames, I'll let you have the fame.
    While I'm rollin' in that money, I'll be thinking you quite funny.
     
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  10. Gravenfire45

    Gravenfire45 Athion Member Athion Member

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    @MADVIU do you think you can rap? nah you're just crap,
    you say you spittin' fire, well soon i'm gonna need some pyre,
    cause all these lyrics imma spit at chu, gonna K-kill you,
    sorry just gotta cut-through,

    on to @Colosst too,
    you say you're the zodiac of rap? when i listen to you you make me wanna take a nap,
    your raps sound like lullabies, all you do is sodomize,
    Bling dynasty? do you think that would work out honestly?


    @HumanBeing101 supa hot fire? i'll just run you over with a tire,
    don't call me sir, i'll tell you what i prefer,
    to you i should be king! you couldn't even beat me in a boxing ring,
    let alone a rapping battle, you dairy cattle.

    @_Ox i don't have time for you, you belong in a zoo,
    dj oxiclean? i'll push you into a ravine,
    you say my lyrics belong in a sweatshop? just stop imma drop you like an ugly scaup,
    you bringing color and gender into your rhymes? i know it's hard for you but you gotta think sometimes.
     
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  11. HumanBeing101

    HumanBeing101 Athion Member Athion Member

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    @_Ox

    Oh gee, look, a wannabe ox
    Choking and crowing like one of them cocks (roosters)
    You spin in your barn while I chill in my yacht
    Makin' us steer clear of this steer but it's clear that that his doom is near
    Here, hold my beer
    Run you over crushed under my tires like Bambi the deer
    And soon by the end of this year
    I shall be the one that you most fear

    1 Direction is whack and we all know that
    But they got more D than you and Biebs
    Rappin' nobility you don't belong here pleb
    I'm the Alpha and you're the dead last Zed

    Dear Tyrant
    Rappin' is a skill that you can't
    Your rants I suggest you recant
    Under me smaller than an ant
    Fail harder than Youtube faceplants

    Meanwhile I'm choppin' raps flows cutting through a locked box of socks and alarm clocks cause I'm runnin' out of time
    Speed unreal, sublime, gettin' dirty grit and grime, ecstatic like a tie dye flavored like a key lime pie
    Headin' west on my quest to be the best now I'm pimpin' more dollar bills than science guy Bill Nye
    Go lie down and cry while I fly head soarin' rain pourin' o'er the boredom of the raps of the ox
    I'm back dressed in black now you'll get owned and pwned while I'm in the zone in a game of assorted blocks
     
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  12. MADVIU

    MADVIU Athion Member Athion Member

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    @Gravenfire45
    My lyrical flow is superior to yours.
    You can't even come up with a half decent rap.
    I'll be trapping in my crib whilst you're struggling to succeed.
    Think of comin' at me with your petty rhymes, you won't make a dime.
    This is not for you as you're messing with the wrong crew.
    You won't stand a second, so better say your blessings.
    Coming around all new, you don't even have a clue.
    This is not a place for you, we'll leave you all askew.
    Think I'm just stating?
    With your leasurly rhymes, you'll have me gone at the first line.
    Bring it back, way back.
    As I halt for you lines, I'll have you locked in a vault.
    Now, comeback when you know how to spit your rap.
     
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  13. Colosst

    Colosst Athion Member Athion Member

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    @MADVIU

    Callin me a fool,
    time to turn the beat on.
    Messin with me is the last thing you'll do,
    go cry to your mom,
    don't forget to tie your shoes

    what you say ain't true, and if that's what you spew?
    didn't know a sewage pipe broke,
    someone cleanup the poo!

    a liar? man you didn't graduate pre-school,
    you should've learned the lesson --
    my rhymes kill, I rule

    last time a revolution occured
    against the king of rap,
    I shut em up, showed em what was cool and that,
    messing with the bes never leads-to-success
    so,
    pack-up like a gold miner in 1855,
    there's nothing to be found here,
    except for your whitefaced lies
     
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