I don't think you guys fully understand the gravity of the situation that is facing us at this very moment. Three people. I killed three people in preparation for this opening. Over this holiday break I did not partake in the giving of thanks. No, instead I slaughtered my entire family who questioned our great and fearless leaders. The only living things that remain in my house now are my three dogs and an entire armada (yes I know what an armada is) of cats that have swarmed my house in these past few days, feeding on the remains of my family. They came on their ships. Their hopeless amount of ships! Why? I'm not sure, I do not live in close proximity of any bodies of water. It truly was a poor strategy on their part... Nevertheless, as my food supply diminishes, so do my hope and dreams. I burnt my pasta while I waited for the ominous clock to count down to zero. I'll probably have to eat one of my dogs. Athion pls.